Editorial: What’s another 500,000 residents?

Column By Mike Bibb

President Joe wants to grant another 500,000 non-residents permanent residency.  Guess he figures after allowing entrance to an estimated ten million undocumented migrants – not counting over a million “got-aways” – why not permit a half-million of them amnesty? 

We’ll get around to the other 9.5 million later.  More people than the combined populations of Arizona and New Mexico.  After all, it takes a while to process the paperwork.

Rather than fix the problems caused by his insane open border policies, it’s much easier for the Western Hemisphere to put on their new Nike’s, Wrangler jeans, and “Biden Please Let Us In” T-shirts and catch the next red-eye to Chicago, New York, Phoenix, Los Angeles, Detroit or any other destination of their choice.

It’s only taxpayer’s money paying for all this foolishness, so who cares?  Certainly, not Joe Biden.

This much was finally exposed to the whole world on Thursday evening, June 27, 2024, in Atlanta, Georgia.  Not even a previously sympathetic liberal media could disguise the truth any longer – President Joe Biden really is the doddering, forgetful, stammering old man a DOJ Special Council reported.

No secret to anyone who hasn’t been living in a Disney fantasy.

His border policies are destroying the safety and security of our country, and he doesn’t have a clue what is going on.  Continual blank stares during the Presidential Debate were undeniable confirmation Joe is no longer residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

At least, not mentally.  

As he wanders about the White House grounds, millions of foreigners amble unimpeded into Texas, Arizona, and California.

Wait, aren’t there some bad guys in the mix?  They can’t all be coming here to pick lettuce, clean motel rooms, landscape yards, or sell street tacos and enchiladas from food trucks. 

Sure, there are a few pushing drugs, robbing stores, murdering citizens, and – maybe – wanting to blow up things.   But, that’s the price Joe’s America must pay to be considered a compassionate society and paid-in-full charter member of the United Nations.

Plus, nearly everyone can qualify for SNAP, rent subsidies, utility assistance, medical, and a myriad of other social programs available through various state and national agencies.

These perks are offered to anyone seeking political asylum or fleeing for their lives.  Even if they’re just a common thief from Venezuela, China, Afghanistan, Congo, or anywhere else.

The door is always open, regardless of political persuasion, economic standing, mental capacity, or criminal activity.

That’s the beauty and allure of the USA.  If a person feels they’re not receiving what they deserve, then protest, riot, or steal it from a neighborhood store.  In many places, cops won’t even arrest the perpetrator.

Remember, everyone deserves Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion as soon as they cross our southern boundary.  Certainly, they should never be referred to as an “illegal alien.”  That’s outright insulting and an affront to the educated liberal Left. 

If a border crosser is really lucky – and knows someone important – they might get a full scholarship to Harvard, Yale, or Princeton and study political science under the inspiring guidance of a former community organizer.

Don’t let a lack of knowledge and history of America prohibit anyone from achieving their full potential.  Just because they were not born in the land of the free and home of the brave

isn’t necessarily a prohibition from enjoying its many opportunities – whether they came here legally or not.

Whoops, should have said, “Whether they came here undocumented or not.”  My bad.

Most importantly, migrants will eventually be given the opportunity to register as full-time members of the Democrat Party.  They may not be able to read, write, and speak English, but someone will walk them through the voter registration process – as long as they promise not to become a despised MAGA team player.

If they mistakenly hint at registering Republican, they could be sent back to their original home.  Who wants to risk that?  Besides, the Nike’s probably wouldn’t last through a return trip.

Yes siree, President Joe, VP Kamala, and the rest of their Band of Brothers, have surely gotten this country into a pickle.  Joe says, “The border is secure;” his Vice President says, “The border is secure;” his Homeland Secretary says, “The border is secure;” influential members of the Democrat Party say, “The border is secure;” members of “The View” say, “The border is secure;” late-night talk show clowns say, “The border is secure;” and CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS report “The border is secure.”

If all this is true, why doesn’t the Director of Border and Customs Protection repeat the “The border is secure” mantra?  Why are bus and planeloads of illegal migrants regularly transported into the interior of the country if the border is secure?  Why do police and fellow law enforcement officials adamantly deny “The border is secure”? 

Most importantly, why has the President of the United States allowed this craziness to happen for his entire term in office?  What does he have to gain by permitting the unrestrained entry of foreign people from all over the world with completely different customs, languages, and ethics?

What’s the upside of this lunacy, or is there any?

The downside is apparent and getting more obvious by the day.  Joe’s “We must save democracy” political pitch is a perfect example of the twisted mentality that democracy must be destroyed in order to save it.

This is nothing new coming from a guy who regularly tells us he was an exceptional law student, a white member of the NAACP, drove an 18-wheeler, was arrested while trying to visit Nelson Mandela in jail, attended a Black church, flew around with the dictator of the Chinese Communist Party, plagiarized college and campaign speeches, his uncle was eaten by cannibals, told his wife to “fire two shotgun blasts” through the door if she didn’t recognize who was on the other side (hope it’s not a UPS delivery driver), or – matter-of-factly – informed a high school teacher his IQ was less than Joe’s.  

An asinine comment Joe later retracted.  Guess he figured his highly touted IQ wasn’t quite as high as he previously boasted. 

I don’t recall if he says he’s done a multi-month tour on the International Space Station, invented teeth whitener, or played pro ball for the Pittsburgh Steelers.  Maybe, he did.  But, he does want to build a railroad across the ocean to Africa.

And, he took a week off from work to study up for Thursday’s debate.  Possibly, he needed two or three weeks.  One, apparently, wasn’t enough. 

You get the point.  When Joe informs us “The border is secure,” he actually believes it because his handlers tell him to believe it.  If there’s a story of public importance, Joe will shortly concoct another goofy tale with him as the center of attention.

On and on it goes, whopper after whopper after whopper . . .  It’s uncertain he could tell the truth with both hands on the Bible, fingers crossed, and a wink towards Heaven. 

He just can’t help himself.  His misstatements are as common as breathing.